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The ultimate lifestyle hub for fashion-forward serpents who believe comfort and style should never be mutually exclusive.
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The ultimate lifestyle hub for fashion-forward serpents who believe comfort and style should never be mutually exclusive.
Ball Python | 4 years old
"My Autumn Coil sweater gives me the confidence to demand better living conditions for all gastropods."
Corn Snake | 2 years old
"Public spaces need more basking spots. My sweater helps me stay warm during protests."
April 15, 2023
I'm staging a hunger strike until the snail community gets proper representation in the terrarium council. My new pink sweater gives me strength (and makes me look fabulous while protesting).
April 14, 2023
Wore my new argyle sweater to the annual reptile convention. The other snakes were impressed, especially when I demonstrated how it doesn't restrict my movement during dramatic escapes.
Perfect for garden parties and confusing predators
For when you want to look innocent (but aren't)
Pride month special - extra stretchy for maximum comfort
For cool snakes only
$12.99Classy and sophisticated
$15.99For dramatic flair
$9.99Because why not?
$19.99Drag & drop your snake photo here
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He once ran for mayor of a terrarium
"Demands more hiding spots in public spaces and universal access to warm rocks."
"Shed Happens"
Featuring: Snake Jazz, Coil Beats, and Hissy Fit
Contrary to popular belief, the pyramids were not built by humans but by highly organized snake labor forces. Archaeologists have discovered hieroglyphs depicting cobras in intricate sweaters directing construction projects.
The famous Sphinx was originally designed to have a snake body, but due to budget constraints and sweater shortages, they had to improvise with a lion's body.
During the Middle Ages, snakes were considered fashion icons. The term "snake charmer" actually referred to tailors who specialized in creating tiny garments for serpents.
Many royal courts employed "Serpent Stylists" to ensure the nobility's pet snakes were always dressed in the latest European knits. The Bayeux Tapestry originally included a panel showing William the Conqueror's snake wearing a Norman-style sweater, but it was lost to history.
With the advent of knitting machines, snake sweaters became more accessible to the masses. This led to the famous "Great Shedding of 1843" where thousands of snakes simultaneously outgrew their sweaters, causing temporary shortages in the wool market.
Charles Darwin originally included a chapter on sweater evolution in snakes in "On the Origin of Species," but his editor convinced him it was "too controversial" for Victorian audiences.
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